Take me drunk, I'm home!

You said not to hold back.

Some help here... Now'd be good.

First, my real hair is so much better than that.

Second... I wish my breasts really were like that.

[Note: Buffy has a few verses, not to mention her canon spans seven seasons of the show, and comics. These sentences flit across all of them in no particular order. It also refers to events that haven't happened in any verses and therefore open to interpretation]

( Table Set #3 )

I'm sure he thinks I never listen, but I think I'd be a completely different Buffy without him.

Wait, go back. There's a budget?!

I'm thankful for sleep.

And a bunch of other stuff, but mainly sleep. Guess even the Big Bads take a day just to reflect and... well, I was going to say stuff their faces, but now I have a really gross image in my head, and suddenly sleep isn't so good.

I have Xanadu stuck in my head.

Slayer with a busted fly... Embarrassing.